Darlings, I have a wonderful idea. Let’s start a new business. We will put a business plan together and present it to the Federal Government and get ourselves some of this so-called Stimulus Money that flows out of the pockets of the American Citizens, who pay taxes.
Of course, it will have to be a Green Project. You know, one of these save the planet schemes that just seems to not save a thing. I know that you’ve heard and might have seen some of these schemes such as Wind Power. These tall propellers on a pole that turn when the wind blows and generates electricity. Of course, they’ve responsible for the killing a noted symbol of America and that’s the American Bald Eagle. Hmmmmm, that’s a symbol in itself. We’re killing one of our precious symbols to save the planet.
Now you’ve heard of the latest failure of one of these Green Projects. Solyndra, a wanna be Solar Panel Company and they got over a whopping half a billion of this Stimulus Money, and we, as Tax Payer’s co-signed the loan didn’t we? And before this outfit went belly up, they got an additional billion, as they refinanced the loan from so-called “private investors” and again, we, as Tax Payer’s co-signed that and if by chance the company failed, the “private investors” would be in line to get their money repaid before the rest of us. Well, bless their little hearts and once again, thank you the Department of Energy and the Democrats and sorted Republicans.
Well, the company in less than two years, spent the money and filed for bankruptcy. You can watch all the goings on by watching your favorite news program. It’s a mess, Darlings, and it just reflects the mess that happens when the U.S. Government tries to pick and choose the winners in what is supposed to be a Free Enterprise System.
So, let’s start our own business right here in Campbell County and let’s get the money and divide about six billion dollars up among ourselves. We have to have a name, let’s see . . . what would be a good name . . . let me think . . . wait . . . it’s coming . . . it’s coming . . . Yes! I’ve got it! We’ll call it Pumpin’ Sunshine! Why call it that? Because if Campbell County has one enormous talent, it’s Pumpin’ Sunshine. And if you don’t believe that, just go to one of the County Commission Meetings.
Darlings, when you just sit back, and start listing all the things that have happened and are still going on, you can’t help but come to the conclusion that we’re paying for something that we will never get and that’s effective government here in Campbell County. They ask for our help and ideas as they do everything they can, to make sure that we’re not allowed to speak at the meetings!
Yes, PS . . . that will be our logo. And our proposal will read: PS uses no fossil fuels, requires no water, no tress will be wasted, water polluted, American Bald Eagles killed, or the atmosphere filled with harmful gases. PS is truly the greenist and the best use of a natural resource.
It’s just a matter of learning . . . unlearning . . . and . . . relearning.